Every Retail Job Ever

Birt 15 mar 2021
No Karen, you cannot return a meal you’ve already eaten. This is EVERY RETAIL JOB EVER!
This video was shot with a very limited crew. All cast & crew followed all CDC and California COVID-19 precautions and filming guidelines.
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Ian Hecox // ianhecox
Courtney Miller // co_mill
Shayne Topp // shaynetopp
Damien Haas // damienhaas
Olivia Sui // oliviasui
Keith Leak Jr. // keithleakjr
Noah Grossman // noahgrossman214
Kimmy Jimenez // kimmydoesstuff
Jacklyn Uweh // jacklyn_uweh
Amanda Lehan-Canto // filmingamanda
Ify Nwadiwe // ifynwadiwe
Director: Jacklyn Uweh
Written By: Shayne Topp & Kurt Maloney
Editor: Mike Small
Executive Producer: Ryan Finnerty
Head Writer: Monica Vasandani
Production Manager: Alicia Gaynor
Production Coordinator: Jacqi Jones
Production Assistant: Andrew Harmon
DP: Brennan Iketani
Camera Operator: Kevin Rygg
Gaffer / AC: Dustin Bloodgood
Sound Mixer: Greg Jones
Art Director: Cassie Vance
Art Coordinator: Yasmeen Mughal
Art Assistant: Alex Aguilar
Set Dresser: Tayler Nicholson
Wardrobe: Cassidy Kean
Assistant Editor/DIT: Matt Duran
GFX: Brittany Metz
Content Manager: Kiana Parker
Stage Manager: David Hill
Executive Assistant: Sammie Miller
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  • "BTW, you're on Facebook live" 😆😂

  • Floormart Is Wal-Mart's Less Successful Little Brother XD

  • F L O O R M A R T

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  • Floor mart

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  • ITALIANI venite a guardare la nostra webserie sul canale! Vi divertirete XD

  • The new guy is so fucking funny.


  • omg seriously... smosh died since anthony left...

  • nope

  • This one was too close to home lmao

  • I'm surprised I don't see any comments about the Floormart signs.

  • Why did they censor hole

  • I got a Walmart add

  • This is so true

  • Every Mother's Day ever

  • okay but not gonna lie, building off the comedically specific timing given to shayne and actually having that pay off with them being murderers is a much better writing hook than I was expecting from a sketch reel.

  • Can we just appreciate how the guy got an actually ABDL onesie thing for the video

  • And those are reasons why you don't ever cover a shift

  • Karen:GIVE ME A REFUND U:Ok shure Karen:oh ok

  • 0:55 I thought they work at baby nap, Not baby gap. Wuuuh

  • I now quote READ A BOOK RUBEN daily😂😂

  • 0:58 uh uh uh Clark, it's Baby Nap...

  • Fatboy watching more thing one videoscin at school computer

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  • Madden Nlf 22 Tom B 60.00 70.00 to 100.00

  • Shit show

  • So glad it is not just me who equates spending to hours of work needed to afford an item. This video is hilarious but really sad too.

  • 1:13 legend says she is still waiting to speak to the manager

  • 😏

  • he said baby gap its baby nap

  • I love Iffy

  • I hated retail

  • He said babyGap instead of baby nap

  • Do every Karen ever

  • Not the FACIN SAME

  • Smosh

  • What happens to Anthony

  • Things I hated working at retail. 1. Same jokes: No price tag heh I GUESS ITA FREEWEE. HAHAHAHHA 2. Do you work here? Let us see uniform, name tag, hat with store logo and and sign saying I work here. Yes sir I do work here. Ib there defense it is more of I know you work here, but I still need to ask. 3. 1000 items and brings one bag. 4. Excuse me I've looked everywhere and I can't find the eggs. It's behind you. OH MY HEAVENS I didn't see it.

  • shayne just seems to get younger.

  • This helps people visualize what their baby will look like, bro. Gugu gaga

  • "NO THATS HOW YOUR FATHER DIED!!' *wheezing*

  • I never seen Amanda do try not to laugh

  • When he said "goo goo gaa gaa" he sounded almost exactly like the meme. Bruh

  • hi

  • 1:51 they should have named the 2 amy and jonah because that sound like the manager talking about superstore

  • Getting removed from the schedule was how I was fired from my first job where my managers didn’t speak English very well.

  • Please Being Back Anthony!

  • “Read a book Reuben” 👏👏

  • uh 6:20... fuck that job, i'm outtie with those two

  • "Mom! Stop uploading this stuff!" lmao I fricking choaked.

  • Hey if anyone sees this and has a link for that video where Smosh shows what happens after you call your friend back after they JUST call you and don’t pick up, please link it to me thanks ^^ I wanna send it to my friends who seemly do that LOL

  • Is it just me or is Shayne short af?

  • Every Retail Customer Ever Every Nagging Wife Ever Every Airport Ever Those are the ones I would like you guys to do!

  • 🐥🐦🐨

  • My pov was that Derrick Henry

  • see smosh is still popular! i mean 1mil veiws man

  • Stupid Matt Bradley

  • "I'm not on the schedule" AHAHAHAHA

  • Floor Gang 👇🏼

  • dude i love your conent keep the vids up

  • 5:18 did anyone else hear that song that might play when you fight sans?

  • I’d quit my job too for that 🤣

  • “That’s how your father died” WHAT 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • dude dont have a shirt he needs one even tho hes ripped he still needs a shirt

  • bruh karen has aparedd in two vids that is not cool at all some back a baby im done bruh someone delete this vid

  • If u haven't done this make every karen ever.

  • How tf have I not run into a Karen yet

  • 2:53 ☹️

  • Ceilingmart

  • Every water park ever, that will be amazing 🥰!!!.

  • Stop trying to make Ambercrombles & Fetch happen! It isn't going to happen.

  • It's sad to see a channel with 25 million subscribers get only 1-2 million views per video :/

  • "Mom! Stop uploading this stuff!" - Brittany Mipz

  • I mean, Smosh wasn't that good 10 years ago, but what's become of it is just..... sad... all the smosh related channels... it's an insult to the people who used to watch them back in the day

  • Floormart 😂😂😂😂

  • Every time you cover a shift, all of sudden everything is going on.

  • every Karen ever

  • **"Mom! Stop uploading this stuff!"**

  • The I forgot her name one at the end lol

  • 1:06 goo goo ga ga gang

  • Floormart Making you regret not going to target instead. It's awful here. Leave while you can.😂😂😂😂

  • The acting is fking amazing

    • Shayne and Demien are in Disney channel...

  • 1/36=0.028=2.8% get your math right

  • It’s funny because he said “we work at baby gap when all the signs say baby nap.

  • “We work at baby gap” *The posters saying baby nap*

  • 0:22 the kid was the only viewer

  • who is a gamer

  • Idk if it's just me but Kimmy looks like Aubrey Plaza, it's a compliment to the highest degree

  • The best part in my opinion 5:47

  • i can relate so much i work in retail

  • Every vegan ever

  • What happens whit Patrik?

  • 0:15 HAAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA by the way you're on facebook live

  • Olivia: you need to wear clothing from the store. Says the one who is not wearing clothes from the store.

  • It’s a karen oh no

  • “Wait ladies I forgot I can quit my job” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Where is Anthony?