Doritos 3D | Flat Matthew Super Bowl LV

Birt 2 feb 2021
Who's ready for a little dimension? #Doritos #FlatMatthew

Ummæli

  • This is what depression is like minus the actual soul crushing aura and crying

  • He just hasn't looked the same since Dallas buyers club

  • It’s about the third time these have been released. They are not new at all.

  • wow the new flat stanley movie is looking good

  • "Spi spi spi Spicy Ranch thre-three-D Do do Doritos are the best" -Mr. Jack

  • " I, la la la like 3D do do Doritos.." -Mr. Jack

  • Say it for me Tuggernuts..."You...ma ma ma (ma ma Make me) ...Make me happy (Happy)"

  • Are they hollow?

  • #flatmatthew got stuck not helpin

  • How to make a Doritos Super Bowl commercial: Make a weird storyline (optional) Put a song that no one cares about, Bring a TV host no one cares about, Add a Dog so no one hates it. And post it on ISmem to see all the “positive” comments.

  • Hey Tuggernuts! Say it for me:

  • You, ma-ma-ma make me happy!

  • 0:46 that chip was inflated x3 more than the actual chips

  • my hand is a bit flat I should try those

  • Doritos has the best adds

  • Flat as a circle.

  • I was yelling at the screen when he ate the Doritos in the vending machine but his fate was already sealed and there was nothing I could do but watch

  • Is this supposed to feel like the Sodalicious commercials from the 90s? ismem.info/for/v-deo/un6ym4yGmqy4qno.html

  • these aint the 3D doritos I grew up with. they’re bugles. smhhh

  • You should of brought the bag outside and then eat it oh well he is flat so his brain would be smaller technically

  • Flat Stanley

  • Moral of the story : Freddie had a beautiful voice

  • While in the doritos machine: "Don't leave, Murph!!!"

  • Disliked when I saw jimmy kimmel

  • I've been looking for them in stores but haven't seen them in any!!😡😡😡😩😩

  • God is dead, and this ad is irrefutable proof

  • Could have gone without seeing moron kimmel

  • Matthew McConaughey doesn't pay for his Doritos.

  • I got some of those and they are lit

  • I hate this ad, i hate this song, i hate matthew mcconaughey, i hate jimmy kimmel, i hate doritos. This commerical ruined everything for me.

  • This is funny?

  • This would’ve been on old spice level if kimmel didn’t have to ruin it

  • I’m eating 3D Doritos watching a 3D Doritos add...

  • Well they came back anyone member this

  • I wonder, if you eat regular duritos would turn flat?

  • Hear that flat stanley, you can normal again if you 3d duritos

  • (ᗒᗣᗕ)՞

  • He got his start in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And now he is becoming leatherface for real

  • 0:33 my exact reaction to any Jimmy Kimmel "jokes"

  • Great advertising

  • Lol I love how they leave the comments up

  • I liked it until the point I saw jimmy kimmel. Than I had to give a thumbs down.

  • Listen: why would he eat it in the vending machine?

  • Dumb, the chips are *only* spicy flavored. So if you don’t like spicy food, then you can’t try the 3D chips

  • I WAS EATING DORITOS BEOFRE I GOT PAID TO

  • Boy, do they hate the “biblical description” of Heaven & Earth. You’re correct, Flat Matt: it’s flat.

  • I’m sorry, is that not the same product back in the 90’s that were shit and got cut from production?

  • Lel

  • Didn’t they have this before?

  • #flatmathew Representing us skinny boys when the wind is there #skinnyboys

  • No woke Doritos

  • *do not attempt if you are a 3D person* Me, a 2D person: >:)

  • Just had to bring in a woke talk show host

  • Paper Mario with Rtx on

  • This is the most disturbing ad I’ve ever seen

  • I'm not high enough for this shit

  • Now bring back the regular nacho cheese and cool ranch in 3D and make all of us 40 year olds happy again.

  • Doritos spent 12 million dollars on this schizophrenic fever dream of a commercial.

  • Reminds me of "The Mask" where Jim Carry says "Look Ma, I'm Roadkill!"

  • What if the vending machine was smaller

  • I used to love hanging out with Matt, but he started smoking pot and now he's all... deflated...... #truth

  • I’ve purposefully watched this around 26 times this man is something

  • He actually died in that vending machine. This is a really avant-garde documentary.

    • A refreshing departure from woke ads.

  • Cool

  • 😅😅😅👅👅👅💋💋💋

  • I tried doritos 3d and there ok

  • don't B flat, B natural

  • Queen fans are typing.......

  • We have come full circle and now the early 2000s will play on repeat!

  • Thank God Doritos I love you so much you’re bringing back The Doritos 3-D like when I first tasted the read those original it was like cuts to my mouth and Doritos 3-D fix the problem it’s just like puffy and crunchier

  • Russ Coleman got it rough

  • cursed

  • That song in the vending machine i want to break free!!!

  • I WANT TO BREAK FREEE Me: I WANT TO BREAK FREE FROM THIS AAAAAAAAAAD

  • That's brilliant.

  • I thought this was a prescription drug commercial at first

  • A refreshing departure from woke ads.

  • 0:30 How about another joke jimmayyy?

  • Reminds me of "The Mask" where Jim Carry says "Look Ma, I'm Roadkill!"

  • I don’t eat Doritos because I get paid to

  • I’ll be honest I’ve tried the chili nacho cheese 3D and I think they hyped it up too much cause literally it tasted like a bugle

  • Dallas buyers club 2?

  • This is how life turned out when he found brand

  • To those who wanted to be 2d. *This Ad*

  • Si

  • Aint no way Mathew eatin Doritos

  • Game theory gonna be all up on this

  • After seeing this commercial, my wife bought me Wheat Thins.

  • This is a good ad

  • Why

  • Ok, that’s a good ad

  • This would make a good movie, I would watch it

  • ismem.info/for/v-deo/znqsqK2M3c2xgXE.html

  • I'm so uncomfortable

  • So are these basically Doritos puffs or are they something else entirely?

  • Prop Hunt be like: 0:14

  • I always wondered what happened to Mike tv after he was flattened now I know

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  • Was this supposed to be funny?

  • 0:51 GOD KNOW IM _ _ _ _ _ (the word is stuck) GOD KNOWS IM STUCK